10 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like an ancient princess warrior ready to conquer the world, so I put on my best cape and flew around the city in search for some stress to feast upon. As a vampirix, I don't need blood to survive, I feed on stress. And let me tell you, the city was full of stressed-out souls just waiting to be devoured by me.
After a successful day of stress-eating, I decided to meet up with my girlfriends for some Pina Coladas at our favorite spot by the beach. We laughed and gossiped about the latest drama in town, while enjoying the refreshing drinks and the sound of the waves crashing against the shore. It was the perfect way to unwind after a busy day of hunting for stress.
But the night was still young, so we decided to hit the mall for some retail therapy. I can never resist a good shopping spree, especially when it comes to buying new capes and jewelry fit for a princess warrior like me. My girlfriends and I tried on every outfit in the store, joking and laughing like we were in a never-ending fashion show.
As we made our way through the mall, we came across a cat adoption event. Now, as much as I love feasting on stress, I also have a soft spot for furry feline friends. So, I couldn't resist adopting a cute little kitten to join my already large cat family at home. My girlfriends rolled their eyes at my impulsiveness, but they knew me too well to try and stop me.
After a successful day of stress-eating, shopping, and adopting a new furry friend, we decided to end the night with a spontaneous trip to an exotic country. Why not, right? We hopped on a private jet and flew off into the night, feeling like rebellious princess warriors on a mission to explore the world.
And as we touched down in the exotic country, ready to indulge in some delicious exotic food and soak up the culture, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the crazy and absurd life that I lead. Who knew being a vampirix could be so much fun?
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fearless vampirix princess warrior.
2024-05-10
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
