11 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the interesting day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. I woke up feeling recharged after a night of partying with my girlfriends. We danced the night away to some awesome music and had a blast gossiping about the latest drama in the vampire community.
After breakfast (a delightful mix of blood oranges and human stress), I decided to go to the mall to do some shopping. I needed a new outfit for an upcoming party, and I just couldn't resist the urge to splurge. As I walked through the mall, I couldn't help but notice how boring humans can be. They all looked so stressed out and miserable. I wanted to help them, but alas, I only feast on stress, not blood.
I finally found the perfect outfit - a gorgeous black dress that accentuated my curves and made me feel like a true vampire queen. I also picked up some new earrings, a killer pair of heels, and a fancy hat that made me look like a cross between a pirate and an ancient warrior princess. I felt ready to conquer the night.
On my way home, I decided to take a detour and do a bit of night flying. There is nothing quite like soaring through the night sky, feeling the wind in my hair and the thrill of the hunt in my veins. I flew over the city, enjoying the sights and sounds of the bustling nightlife below.
When I finally landed back at my place, I was greeted by my loyal cat, Dracula. He meowed at me as if scolding me for being out so late, but I just laughed and gave him a treat. Dracula may be a vampire cat, but he's also a sucker for a good snack.
As I settled in for the night, I reflected on what a fun and exciting day it had been. I couldn't wait to show off my new outfit at the next party and dance the night away with my girlfriends. Life as a vampirix may be strange and unusual, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-05-11
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
