Today was a day filled with adventure and excitement, as usual in my vampirix life. I woke up feeling extra hungry for stress, so I decided to go to the nearest mall to feed on the stress of all the busy shoppers. As I strolled through the aisles, I couldn't help but feel a rush of excitement as I spotted the perfect pair of sparkly stilettos on sale.
I quickly snuck up behind a stressed-out woman and effortlessly fed on her stress as she frantically searched for her lost credit card. Ah, the taste of stress in the morning is just divine! After satisfying my hunger, I treated myself to a fancy Pina Colada at the mall's tiki bar.
As I sipped on my drink and enjoyed the tropical vibes, I couldn't help but overhear a group of girls gossiping about the latest scandal in the supernatural world. Apparently, there was a werewolf on the loose causing chaos in town. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, knowing that I, Mary Read, was the true queen of the night.
After my relaxing mall excursion, I decided to throw a spontaneous party at my luxurious castle. I invited all my girlfriends, including my bestie, Countess Dracula. We danced the night away to our favorite music and took turns telling jokes that only vampires would find funny. The highlight of the night was when I busted out my impressive drawing skills and sketched a portrait of Dracula as an ancient princess warrior. She loved it so much that she decided to hang it in her castle, right next to her collection of exotic cat statues.
As the night grew late, I surprised my guests with exotic food from all corners of the world. We indulged in delicacies such as blood orange sorbet and bat-wing tacos, much to the delight of my friends. It was a night filled with laughter, love, and plenty of presents (mostly stolen from unsuspecting humans).
As the sun began to rise, signaling the end of another fabulous night, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the crazy life I lead. Being a vampirix with a taste for stress certainly has its perks, and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. So here's to more adventures, more parties, and more Pina Coladas in the rain! Until next time, journal. Mary Read, signing off.
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.