21 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was one of those days that make me grateful for being a vampirix. I woke up feeling stressed out from all the partying and gossiping I did last night with my girlfriends. But fear not, for I am here to feast on stress, not blood.
I decided to start my day with a Pina Colada, because why not? As I sipped on my delicious drink, I couldn't help but think about how much I love getting caught in the rain. It's like a little reminder that I am a powerful ancient princess warrior, ready to take on whatever the day throws at me.
After finishing my drink, I felt energized and ready to make some money. You see, I have this talent for making money that would make even Dracula proud. So off I went to the mall, ready to shop till I drop.
While at the mall, I bumped into a group of musicians playing some funky tunes. Before I knew it, I was dancing like there's no tomorrow, drawing attention from everyone around. I guess my love for music just can't be contained.
After my impromptu dance party, I met up with my girlfriends for some gossip and laughter. We shared jokes and stories, and I couldn't help but feel grateful for having such amazing friends in my life.
As the day went on, I decided to do something a little out of the ordinary. I transformed into a bat and went out for a night flight. Flying through the dark sky, feeling the wind on my face, I couldn't help but feel free and alive.
When I landed back at home, I found a cute little cat waiting for me at the doorstep. It must have been attracted to my vampiric energy. I decided to adopt the little feline and named it Countess Whiskers. She quickly became my new favorite companion.
To end the day on a high note, I treated myself to some exotic food from a faraway land. The flavors danced on my tongue, transporting me to a place of pure bliss. I truly felt like a queen indulging in such delicious cuisine.
As I lay in bed, snuggled up with Countess Whiskers, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the life I lead. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it also comes with its fair share of excitement and adventure.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read aka the stress-eating vampirix princess warrior
2024-05-21
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
