22 May 2024
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read the vampirix! I started my day by waking up to the sound of rain tapping on my window, which immediately put me in a good mood. I love the rain, it's so calming and mysterious, just like me.
After my morning Pina Colada, I decided to transform into my alter ego, the ancient princess warrior. It's always fun to play dress up and feel powerful, even if it's just for a little while. I pranced around my room in my warrior costume, feeling like a total badass.
I then hopped on my magic carpet (yes, I have one of those) and flew off to the mall with my girlfriends. We spent hours shopping for the latest trends and gossiping about all the drama in our lives. I found the most exquisite pair of exotic shoes that I just had to have, and of course, my girlfriends convinced me to buy them.
On our way back home, we stopped at a street vendor selling exotic food. I couldn't resist trying everything on the menu, from spicy curry to sweet mango sticky rice. My vampiric stomach was in heaven, and I may have gone a little overboard with my eating.
When I finally arrived back at my castle, I decided to throw a party for all my friends. I blasted some music, started drawing caricatures of everyone, and even tried my hand at stand-up comedy. I told jokes about vampire problems, like accidentally turning into a bat at the most inconvenient times, or trying to blend in with humans at a garlic festival.
As the night went on, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the ridiculous and wonderful life I lead. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it also has its perks. I get to travel to exotic countries, eat amazing food, and have the best group of girlfriends a girl could ask for.
I ended the night by giving each of my friends a present, a small token of my appreciation for their friendship. As they all left, I sat on my balcony, sipping on a Pina Colada and watching the rain fall. Life may be weird and absurd, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Cheers to another day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix princess warrior!
2024-05-22
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
