02 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Well, today was quite an adventure! I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world (or at least my girlfriend's birthday party later tonight). But first, I decided to indulge in my favorite guilty pleasure - Pina Coladas. Who cares if it's only 9am? It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right?
As I sipped on my delicious cocktail, I couldn't help but think about my dear cousin Dracula. Oh, how I envy his eternal life and supernatural powers. But hey, at least I get to feast on stress instead of blood. Less messy, I suppose.
After lounging around for a bit, I decided to do some online shopping. Because let's face it, a girl can never have too many pairs of killer heels. I bought a few pairs and had them shipped to my castle. Yes, I have a castle. Doesn't everyone?
Next on my agenda was a trip to the mall with my girlfriends. We laughed, we gossiped, we tried on ridiculous outfits. It was a blast. I even bought a sparkly cape because, well, why not?
As we strolled through the mall, I couldn't resist popping into the exotic food market. I picked up some dragon fruit, alligator jerky, and even some chocolate-covered crickets. Hey, a vampirix has to keep things interesting, right?
After our shopping spree, I decided to fly around the city for a bit. Night flying is my favorite pastime. The feeling of the wind in my hair and the stars above me...pure bliss.
As the night approached, it was time to head to my girlfriend's party. I brought her a fabulous present - a crystal ball for her fortune-telling hobby. She loved it, of course.
The party was a hit. There was music, dancing, and plenty of laughter. I even told a few jokes that had everyone in stitches. Who knew I was such a comedian?
Overall, it was a day filled with fun, laughter, and of course, plenty of shopping. Life as a vampirix may be bizarre at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
2024-06-02
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
