03 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the eventful day for this vampirix! It all started when I woke up craving a Pina Colada, so I flew over to the nearest beach bar and ordered myself one. As I was enjoying my delicious cocktail, a sudden downpour hit, drenching me from head to toe. But you know what? I didn't mind one bit. There's something oddly refreshing about getting caught in the rain as a vampire.
After drying off, I decided to embrace my inner ancient princess warrior and donned my most regal attire. As I strutted through the streets, I couldn't help but feel like a total badass. People stared in awe as I passed by, and I couldn't help but revel in the attention.
I met up with some of my girlfriends for a shopping spree at the mall. We hit up every store in sight, buying ridiculous amounts of clothes, shoes, and accessories. Who knew stress-eating could be so lucrative? I was on fire, making it rain (figuratively, of course) with my earnings from sucking up stress like a pro.
As the day turned to night, we headed to an exotic restaurant for some dinner. I ordered the most bizarre dish on the menu – a combination of squid ink pasta and fried scorpions. Surprisingly, it was delicious! Who knew exotic food could be so satisfying?
After dinner, we hopped on a plane to a mysterious, far-off land I had been dying to visit. The flight was exhilarating, flying high above the clouds under the cover of darkness. I felt like a true night warrior, ready to take on whatever adventures awaited me.
Upon landing, we were greeted by a group of locals who welcomed us with open arms. They showed us around their beautiful country, taking us to hidden gems that only a true explorer like myself could appreciate. I felt like Indiana Jones, uncovering ancient secrets and treasures at every turn.
As the night wore on, we found ourselves at a glamorous party filled with music, laughter, and gossip. I danced the night away, flaunting my vampiric moves on the dance floor with reckless abandon. It was a night to remember, one that reminded me of my love for life and all its absurdities.
And now, here I am, back in my cozy coffin, writing to you, dear Diary, about the crazy adventures of today. Who knew that a day filled with Pina Coladas, rain showers, shopping sprees, exotic foods, and ancient warriors could be so entertaining? Here's to many more absurd and weird days ahead!
Until next time,
Mary Read, the vampirix warrior princess.
2024-06-03
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
