04 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a mix between a pirate, a princess, and a warrior - definitely a strange combination, but hey, that's just how us vampirixes roll.
I decided to start my day with a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast because why not? It's always 5 o'clock somewhere in the world, right? As I sipped my drink and looked out at the stormy sky, I couldn't help but feel like I was in the middle of a dramatic movie scene.
Feeling energized from my tropical treat, I transformed into my ancient warrior princess self and headed out to conquer the day. First stop: the mall. I love shopping, especially for exotic treasures from far-off lands. I may be a vampirix, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good bargain.
As I browsed the shops, I ran into some of my girlfriends who were also on a shopping spree. We decided to party it up and make it a girls' day out. I mean, who can resist a good gossip session while trying on fabulous clothes?
After a few hours of retail therapy, we decided to go to a cat café because, well, who doesn't love cute kitties and caffeine? As we sipped our lattes and played with the furry felines, I couldn't help but wonder if Dracula himself would enjoy such a place. Maybe I'll have to invite him next time.
As the day turned into night, I felt the urge to spread some joy, so I decided to fly over to a friend's house and surprise her with a present. I mean, what's the point of being a vampirix if you can't use your powers for good, right?
After a night of laughter, music, and exotic food, I finally made my way home, feeling content and grateful for the wonderful day I had. Who knew that being a vampirix could be so much fun?
I guess that's just the magic of being Mary Read - a mix of pirate, warrior, princess, and vampire, all rolled into one fabulous package.
Until next time, diary.
Love and laughter,
Mary Read (the vampirix)
2024-06-04
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
