13 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the day for this vampirix! It all started when I woke up in my cozy coffin after a night of partying with my girlfriends. We had danced the night away to some killer tunes, sipped on Pina Coladas, and told spooky stories about our distant cousin, Dracula.
After feeding on some stress for breakfast, I decided to head to the mall for some retail therapy. As I strolled through the stores, I couldn't help but notice how much I stood out with my ancient princess warrior outfit. People were giving me strange looks, but I just flashed them a wicked grin and carried on with my shopping spree.
I ended up buying a sparkly new dagger to add to my collection of weapons. It may not be as practical as a stake, but hey, a girl's gotta have some bling, right?
As I made my way back home, I ran into a group of cats who were having a little cat party of their own. I joined in on the fun, telling them jokes and gossiping about the latest feline drama. They seemed to really appreciate my presence and even gifted me with some exotic catnip. Those little furballs sure know how to party!
When I finally made it back to my crypt, I decided to unwind by drawing some creepy sketches of Dracula. He may be family, but there's just something about his brooding demeanor that I find irresistible. Plus, he always knows how to throw a killer party.
After a quick night flight around the city, I settled down with a feast of exotic food from all corners of the world. I may not drink blood like the other vampires, but I sure do love a good meal.
As the night went on, I found myself feeling grateful for the life I lead. Sure, it may be a bit absurd and weird at times, but it's filled with adventure, laughter, and endless opportunities to make money. Who knew being a vampirix could be so much fun?
Well, diary, it's time for me to call it a night. Until next time, stay weird and embrace your inner vampirix!
Yours ghoulishly,
Mary Read
2024-07-13
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
