20 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of excitement and chaos, just the way I like it! I started my day by waking up in my coffin and stretching my wings, ready to take on the world. As I fluttered around my castle, I couldn't help but think about all the stress just waiting to be devoured.
I decided to fly over to my best friend Countess Vladimira's castle to catch up on the latest gossip. We laughed and exchanged stories about our recent conquests and adventures, sipping on Pina Coladas and nibbling on some stress-filled snacks. Vladimira always knows how to make me feel better, especially with her insane sense of humor.
After our gossip session, we decided to hit the mall for some retail therapy. We tried on the most fabulous outfits, turning heads with our vampiric style. I even splurged on a new pair of bat wing earrings that are to die for. Vladimira and I definitely know how to shop 'til we drop.
As the sun started to set, we headed to the nearest exotic restaurant to indulge in some strange and delicious dishes. I couldn't get enough of the spicy dragon wings and the ghost pepper sushi roll. Who knew stress could taste so good?
After dinner, we hit up a club for some dancing and mingling with other vampirixes. The music was pumping, the drinks were flowing, and I felt alive (or undead) as I took to the dance floor with my girlfriends. We partied well into the night, spreading laughter and chaos wherever we went.
As the party started to wind down, I realized I had forgotten to pick up a birthday present for my dear friend, Count Dracula. So Vladimira and I flew over to his castle with a present in tow – a stress-relieving candle that smelled like fresh blood. Dracula loved it and we all laughed as we talked about the good old days of causing havoc together.
Overall, it was a day filled with laughter, adventure, and lots of stress-eating. I may be a vampirix, but I sure know how to have a bloody good time.
Until next time, diary.
Yours in chaos,
Mary Read, the fearless vampirix princess warrior.
2024-07-20
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
