21 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for stress and a love for Pina Coladas. I started my day by hopping on my trusty broomstick and flying through the night sky, feeling like the ancient princess warrior that I am.
As I soared through the clouds, I couldn't help but think about my distant cousin, Dracula. Oh, how I envy his love for blood! But alas, stress is my sustenance, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
After my nightly flight, I decided to hit the mall for some much-needed retail therapy. I love shopping, especially for exotic items that I can't find anywhere else. Today, I ended up buying a golden scepter that once belonged to a long-lost queen. The salesperson looked at me strangely when I told them it was a gift for my cat, but hey, who am I to judge?
Speaking of cats, my feline friend, Whiskers, joined me for a night of gossip and presents with my girlfriends. We laughed and talked about the latest celebrity scandals while sipping on Pina Coladas and munching on exotic delicacies.
As the night went on, I couldn't help but feel a bit mischievous. I decided to play a prank on my friend by turning her into a bat for a few hours. Oh, the look on her face when she realized she could fly! Priceless.
But enough about my antics, let me tell you about the strange encounter I had today. While wandering through the exotic food aisle at the grocery store, I bumped into a talking parrot named Polly. Polly told me the most outrageous jokes and had me laughing so hard that I almost forgot to buy my stress snacks.
After saying goodbye to my new feathered friend, I headed home to relax and unwind. I put on some soothing music, grabbed my sketchbook, and let my creativity flow. Drawing has always been a passion of mine, and I find it to be incredibly therapeutic.
As I lay in bed, reflecting on the day's events, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the life I lead. Yes, it may be strange and absurd at times, but it's my life, and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the vampirix with a flair for the bizarre and a love for the absurd.
2024-07-21
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
