Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day! I woke up feeling extra thirsty for some stress, so I decided to pay a visit to my dear friend Dracula. As I flew through the night sky on my bat wings, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to have such a fabulous cousin. Dracula always knows how to throw a killer party, and tonight was no exception.
When I arrived at Dracula's castle, I was greeted by a group of my girlfriends who were already sipping on Pina Coladas and gossiping about the latest drama in the vampire world. We laughed and joked and danced the night away, all while feasting on the stress of our unsuspecting victims.
As the night went on, Dracula pulled me aside and told me about a new scheme he had come up with to make even more money. Apparently, he had discovered a way to turn stress into gold, and he wanted my help in perfecting the process. I couldn't resist the opportunity to make some extra cash, so I agreed to join forces with him.
After our meeting, I couldn't stop thinking about all the exotic places I could travel to with my newfound wealth. The thought of eating exotic foods and shopping in far-off lands filled me with excitement. I decided to treat myself to a shopping spree at the mall the next day, where I would buy presents for all of my girlfriends.
But before I could even think about hitting the hay, Dracula announced that he had a surprise for us. He had booked us all tickets to a night club where our favorite band was performing. I couldn't contain my excitement as we flew off into the night, ready to dance the stress away.
As I bopped along to the music, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior, ready to conquer the world with my fierce moves and killer instincts. The night was a blur of music, laughter, and good times, and I never wanted it to end.
And as I finally drifted off to sleep in my coffin, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the insane life I lead. Being a vampirix may come with its challenges, but it also comes with endless opportunities for fun and adventure. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Until next time, dear diary.
Xoxo,
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.