09 Nov 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling a little extra thirsty for stress, so I decided to pay a visit to my favorite stress buffet - the DMV. As I stood in line waiting to renew my ancient vampire driver's license, I couldn't help but chuckle at the sheer chaos around me. It seems that even vampires have trouble with paperwork!
After successfully navigating the bureaucratic nightmare, I decided to treat myself to a little shopping spree at the mall. I splurged on a glittery new cape and some killer heels that would put even Dracula to shame. As I strutted through the mall, I couldn't help but notice the stares and whispers of the mortal shoppers. Little did they know, they were in the presence of a vampiric princess warrior!
Feeling fabulous and fierce, I headed over to my girlfriend's house for a little girl's night in. We sipped on Pina Coladas, gossiped about our mortal crushes, and indulged in some stress-eating (no, not blood, just some good old-fashioned chocolate). As the night went on, the laughter and chaos escalated to epic proportions. We even had a spontaneous dance party in the living room, much to the confusion of the neighbors.
In a moment of pure spontaneity, I suggested we all pile into my ancient vampire convertible and go for a night flight over the city. My girlfriends were initially hesitant, but after promising them an adventure they would never forget, they eagerly agreed. As we soared through the night sky, the wind whipping through our hair, I couldn't help but feel a rush of exhilaration. This was living!
As the night came to a close, we landed back at my girlfriend's house, giggling and slightly delirious from our midnight escapade. As we said our goodbyes and promised to do it again soon, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the amazing friends I have in my life. Being a vampiric princess warrior may have its challenges, but with my girlfriends by my side, I feel unstoppable.
So here I am, dear diary, reflecting on yet another absurd and wonderful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. Until next time,
Yours truly,
Mary Read ✨🦇💋
2024-11-09
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
