12 Nov 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! It all started when I woke up in my coffin feeling extra thirsty for some stress. So, I popped over to my neighbor's house and listened to her gossip about her mother-in-law for hours. The stress levels were off the charts, and I was living for it!
After draining her stress dry, I decided to head to the mall for a little shopping spree. I mean, a girl has to treat herself, am I right? As I was browsing through the racks, I ran into my girlfriends who were throwing a spontaneous party in the food court. I couldn't resist joining in on the fun, and before I knew it, we were dancing around with our pina coladas in hand and causing a scene.
But the real highlight of my day was when I decided to do some night flying over the city. There's something so exhilarating about soaring through the sky under the cover of darkness. And let me tell you, the view of the city lights from above is simply breathtaking.
As I made my way back home, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to be a vampirix. I mean, who else gets to live such an exciting and unconventional life? I may be a distant cousin of Dracula, but I like to think I bring my own unique flair to the vampire world.
Before I end this entry, I have to share the funniest thing that happened today. While I was out and about, I stumbled upon a stray cat who seemed to take an instant liking to me. I couldn't resist its cute little face, so I decided to bring it home with me. Let's just say my castle is now a little livelier with a furry friend running around.
All in all, today was a day filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, stress-eating. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings in this non-stop whirlwind of a life.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read - The Pina Colada-sipping, stress-eating vampirix princess warrior
2024-11-12
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
