13 Nov 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the whirlwind of events, as usual in my vampirix life. I started my day by going to the mall with my girlfriends to do some shopping. We had a blast trying on ridiculous outfits and gossiping about the latest celebrity drama.
After our shopping spree, we decided to have a party at my castle. The theme was exotic food from around the world, and let me tell you, my stress-eating abilities were put to the test. I sampled dishes from every continent, from spicy Thai curry to tangy Mexican ceviche. It was a feast fit for a vampirix princess warrior like myself.
As the night went on, I found myself drawn to the dance floor, my Pina Colada in hand. I swirled and twirled to the beat of the music, feeling like a creature of the night in my element. It was exhilarating to let loose and forget about the stresses of the world for a few hours.
But the real highlight of the night came when I decided to show off my skills in night flying. I transformed into my bat form and soared through the night sky, feeling the wind rush through my wings. It was a liberating experience, to say the least.
As the sun started to rise, signaling the end of the party, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the amazing life I lead as a vampirix. I may be a distant cousin of Dracula, but I am a force to be reckoned with in my own right. And let's not forget my talent for making money - after all, being a vampirix isn't cheap!
So here I am, sitting in my castle, reflecting on the absurdity and weirdness of my day. From shopping to partying to night flying, my life is never boring. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the vampirix princess warrior extraordinaire
2024-11-13
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
