14 Nov 2024
Today was quite the eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! I woke up feeling like a mix between a fierce warrior princess and a party-loving pirate, ready to take on whatever the day had in store for me.
I started off my day with a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast, because why not start the day with a tropical twist, right? As I sipped on my drink and looked out at the rain pouring down outside, I couldn't help but laugh at the irony of it all. Me, a vampirix who feeds on stress, enjoying a rainy day - classic Mary Read move!
After finishing my drink, I decided to do some shopping at the mall. My girlfriends and I hit up all the stores, gossiping about the latest rumors and trying on ridiculous outfits just for fun. I ended up buying a ridiculous pirate hat with a feather in it, because why not add a little flair to my vampiric wardrobe?
As the day went on, I found myself drawn to a flyer for a night flying competition. Now, I've always been a fan of flying under the cover of darkness, so I knew I had to enter. My friends were a little skeptical at first, but once they saw the determination in my eyes, they knew I meant business.
Before the competition, I decided to stop by Dracula's castle for a quick visit. He's a distant cousin of mine, you know. We exchanged some jokes and caught up on the latest gossip before I had to head out for my big night flying debut. Dracula even gave me some pointers on how to navigate the night sky - who knew he was such a great coach?
When the competition finally started, I spread my wings and took off into the night. The wind in my hair, the thrill of the competition - it was exhilarating! I flew higher and faster than I ever had before, feeling like a true vampiric champion.
In the end, I didn't win the competition, but I had the time of my life. As I landed back on solid ground, I couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all - a vampirix flying through the night sky like some sort of superhero.
And as I sit here now, reflecting on the day's events, I can't help but feel grateful for the ridiculous, absurd, and wonderfully weird life I lead as Mary Read, the vampirix with a penchant for Pina Coladas and rainy days. Life is never boring when you're a vampirix like me!
2024-11-14
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
