16 Nov 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day, filled with adventure and excitement. As soon as I woke up, I could feel the stress in the air, calling out to me like a delicious buffet. I got dressed in my favorite pirate outfit (because why not embrace my namesake to the fullest?) and set out to feed on the stress of unsuspecting passersby.
I decided to start my day at the local coffee shop, where I overheard a group of friends gossiping about their latest drama. I couldn't resist the temptation and swooped in to absorb all that stress like a pro. The looks on their faces were priceless as they suddenly felt lighter and happier, not knowing that I was the vampirix behind their newfound sense of calm.
Feeling satisfied, I decided to treat myself to a Pina Colada at my favorite tiki bar. As I sat at the bar, sipping on my tropical drink and admiring the kitschy decor, I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of my life. A vampirix who feeds on stress, partying like a pirate princess warrior – who would've thought?
After finishing my drink, I felt the urge to spread some joy, so I hopped on my trusty broomstick and flew over to my best friend's house. We spent the afternoon blasting music, drawing funny pictures, and trading political jokes. It was the perfect way to unwind and recharge after a busy morning of stress-eating.
As the sun began to set, I invited all my girlfriends over for a spontaneous party. We danced, laughed, and gossiped late into the night, fueled by exotic food and endless cocktails. It felt good to be surrounded by strong, independent women who understood and accepted my unique abilities.
But the highlight of the evening came when Dracula himself showed up at the door, looking dashing as ever in his cape and fangs. We spent hours talking about our shared love for cats, shopping, and travel to exotic countries. It was a surreal moment, to say the least, but I couldn't help but feel a deep connection with my distant cousin.
As the party came to an end, I showered my friends with presents and hugs, grateful for their unwavering support and friendship. I drifted off to sleep with a smile on my face, knowing that tomorrow would bring even more absurd and wonderful adventures.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the Pirate Vampirix
2024-11-16
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
