23 Dec 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day! I started off by waking up in my coffin, feeling well-rested and ready to take on the world. I decided to start the day with a Pina Colada for breakfast because why not? As I sipped on my drink, I thought about my plans for the day - shopping, partying, and maybe even some night flying if I had the time.
I decided to hit the mall first because I heard there was a sale on exotic food. As I strolled through the aisles, I couldn't help but gossip with some of my girlfriends who happened to be there as well. We talked about the latest news in the vampire world, exchanged some juicy secrets, and even planned our next getaway to a tropical island.
After a few hours of shopping and gossiping, I decided to head to a party that was happening in the nearby graveyard. The music was loud, the atmosphere was lively, and the blood cocktails were flowing. I danced the night away with Dracula himself, cracking jokes and telling funny stories about our adventures throughout the centuries.
As the night went on, I started feeling a bit stressed out. So, I did what any vampirix would do - I started feeding on the stress of the party guests. It was like a buffet of emotions, and I couldn't get enough. Not only did it make me feel better, but it also made me a lot of money. Who knew that stress-eating could be so profitable?
Before I knew it, the sun was starting to rise, and I knew it was time to head back to my coffin for some much-needed rest. As I flew back home, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to be a vampirix. I get to live life to the fullest, indulge in all of my favorite things, and still have time to be a badass warrior.
So, here I am now, writing in my diary about the crazy day I just had. Who knew that being a distant cousin of Dracula could be so much fun? I can't wait to see what adventures tomorrow will bring.
Until next time, stay fabulous!
Love,
Mary Read
2024-12-23
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
