24 Dec 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the day for this vampirix! I woke up feeling a bit stressed, so I decided to go for a nice, relaxing flight around the neighborhood. As I was cruising through the night sky, I couldn't help but notice the full moon shining down on me. It was so beautiful, I couldn't resist doing a little dance up there in the clouds. Who knew being a vampirix could be so fun?
After my moonlit dance, I headed over to my girlfriend's place for a little girl's night in. We sipped on some Pina Coladas, gossiped about the latest vampire drama, and even did a little bit of shopping online. I just love a good girl's night, don't you?
As the night went on, I started to feel a little hungry for some stress. Lucky for me, my girlfriend had just had a fight with her boyfriend, so there was plenty of stress to go around. I chowed down on that stress like it was my last meal, feeling more satisfied with each bite. It's the little things in life, you know?
After our stress feast, we decided to hit up the mall for some retail therapy. I picked out some new black dresses, a few cute pairs of boots, and of course, some killer accessories. A vampirix has to look her best, after all!
As we were leaving the mall, we ran into Dracula himself. He was looking dapper as ever in his cape and fangs, and I couldn't help but blush a little. I mean, who wouldn't be flustered running into such a legendary vampire? We chatted for a bit, exchanged some jokes, and even made plans to go night flying together sometime soon. You could say things are getting pretty serious between us.
All in all, it was a pretty typical day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire. I may not be raiding ships and plundering treasure like my pirate namesake, but I sure know how to have a good time. Here's to more nights of partying, shopping, and stress-eating in the future!
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the vampirix with a flair for the absurd
2024-12-24
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
