25 Dec 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day! I woke up feeling like a princess warrior ready to conquer the world, but first things first, I decided to treat myself to a Pina Colada for breakfast. As a vampirix, stress is my meal of choice, but who says I can't enjoy a fruity drink every now and then?
After fueling up with my delicious cocktail, I decided to head to the mall with my girlfriends. We went on a shopping spree, buying all the latest trends and gossiping about our latest conquests. We even stopped by the pet store to pick up a new fluffy cat companion because, let's face it, a vampirix can never have too many feline friends.
In the evening, I threw a lavish party at my castle, inviting all my friends and acquaintances. The night was filled with music, laughter, and of course, plenty of exotic food to feast upon. Everyone was in high spirits, and I was loving every minute of it.
As the night went on, I couldn't resist showing off my drawing skills by creating caricatures of my guests. They were a hit, and I even managed to make a few extra bucks by selling them on the spot. Who knew being a vampirix could be such a profitable business?
Suddenly, the party took a wild turn when Dracula himself showed up as a surprise guest. He brought along his favorite jokes and entertained us all with his witty humor. It was a night to remember, and I felt honored to have such a prestigious relative in attendance.
As the party winded down, I found myself feeling grateful for the abundance of joy and laughter that surrounded me. Being a vampirix may come with its challenges, but moments like these make it all worthwhile.
So here I am, ending the night with a smile on my face, a belly full of delicious food, and a heart full of love for my friends and family. Life as Mary Read may be absurd and weird at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the Pina Colada-loving princess warrior vampirix
2024-12-25
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
