01 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of chaotic adventures and ridiculousness, just how I like it! I woke up feeling like a mix between a vampire princess and a pirate queen - ready to conquer the day with a fierce attitude and a thirst for fun.
I started my morning by sipping on a Pina Colada in the pouring rain, because why not? The raindrops mixed with the tropical flavors of the drink made for a delightful sensation on my vampiric taste buds. It was the perfect way to kick off the day.
After my refreshing morning beverage, I decided to take my flying broomstick out for a spin. As I soared through the night sky, I couldn't help but feel like a majestic warrior princess, ready to take on any challenge that came my way. The moonlight danced off my wings as I zipped around, feeling the adrenaline rush through my veins.
As I landed back at my luxurious castle, I was greeted by a group of my fabulous girlfriends who were ready to party. We danced the night away to the sounds of my favorite music, laughing and gossiping about all the latest drama in our lives. It was a night to remember, filled with joy and laughter.
But the fun didn't stop there! I decided to take a spontaneous trip to an exotic country, because why not? I love indulging in new experiences and tasting delicious foods from around the world. The sights, sounds, and smells of the foreign land excited me to no end, and I couldn't wait to explore every corner of the vibrant city.
Of course, no trip is complete without a shopping spree at the local mall. I picked out the most exquisite jewels and clothing, treating myself to lavish gifts because why not? A vampirix princess warrior like myself deserves only the best, after all.
As I made my way back to my castle, I couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity and excitement of the day. Being Mary Read is truly a whirlwind of adventures and eccentricity, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, Diary,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix pirate princess warrior extraordinaire.
2025-01-01
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
