02 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was a wild and crazy day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! It all started when I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world with my fangs out and my stress-eating game strong. But, before I could sink my teeth into any stress-filled souls, I decided it was time to hit the mall for some much-needed retail therapy.
As I wandered through the stores, picking out the most fabulous outfits and accessories, I couldn't help but feel like a modern-day ancient princess warrior. I mean, who needs a crown when you have killer fashion sense and a killer thirst for stress, am I right?
After a successful shopping spree, I met up with my girlfriends for a Pina Colada party at my place. We laughed, we danced, and we shared all the juicy gossip that only vampirixes could handle. And let me tell you, the stress levels in that room were off the charts!
But the real highlight of the day came when my dear cousin Dracula stopped by for a visit. We spent hours discussing politics, drawing up battle plans, and plotting our next night flying adventure. It was like a family reunion fit for a queen of the night.
As the night went on, we decided to take a spontaneous trip to an exotic country to indulge in some deliciously exotic food. We dined on blood orange glazed tiger shrimp and dragonfruit salad, all while soaking in the sights and sounds of a foreign land. It was truly a feast fit for a vampirix!
But the fun didn't stop there. When we returned home, we threw a wild costume party, where everyone dressed up as their favorite mythical creatures. I, of course, went as a vampirix pirate, complete with a stylish eye patch and a parrot on my shoulder. As the night went on, we danced, we laughed, and we gave out presents to all our guests. It was a night to remember!
And as I sit here, writing in my diary, with a belly full of exotic food and a heart full of joy, I can't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life I lead. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it also has its perks. And at the end of the day, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, dear diary,
Stay fabulous and stress-free,
Mary Read, the vampirix pirate princess warrior extraordinaire.
2025-01-02
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
