03 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the eventful day for this vampirix! I started my day by going to the mall with my girlfriends to do some shopping. I couldn't resist buying a new black cape and some shiny fangs to add to my collection. As we strolled through the stores, I couldn't help but gossip about the latest vampire drama happening in our community. It's always a good time when the claws come out!
After our shopping spree, I decided to throw a spontaneous party at my castle. I invited all my friends and we danced the night away to some eerie tunes. The highlight of the night was when I showed off my new night flying skills to everyone. I may have accidentally knocked over a few candles with my wings, but hey, no party is complete without a little chaos!
As the party came to an end, I surprised my guests with some exotic food from a distant land. We feasted on blood oranges and bat wings, which left everyone wanting more. I even had a few of my guests asking for the recipe so they can impress their own vampire friends.
Before calling it a night, I sat down to draw a portrait of my favorite subject - Dracula. I like to imagine us ruling the vampire world together, side by side as powerful beings. I always make sure to capture his dark and brooding essence in my drawings. Maybe one day he'll notice my artistic talents and we can collaborate on a masterpiece.
But for now, I'll just stick to my day job of eating stress and making money. It's a tough job, but someone has to do it! I may be a vampirix, but I've got bills to pay just like everyone else. Plus, I have a weakness for shopping sprees and fine pina coladas.
As I lay here in my coffin, surrounded by my beloved cats, I can't help but feel grateful for the bizarre and wonderful life I lead. Being a distant cousin of Dracula may have its perks, but nothing beats the thrill of being Mary Read, the fierce pirate vampire with a taste for the absurd.
Until next time, Diary. Stay weird.
Yours un-dead-ly,
Mary Read
2025-01-03
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
