26 Feb 2023
Today I decided to prank one of my scientist friends - well, what else did I expect when I have a group of scientist friends? I got the perfect idea: I put a vampire bat in his bathtub.
He will be expecting a hot, relaxing bath but instead he'll get a surprise that could have come straight out of Transylvania. Yeah, yeah - I know what you're thinking: "typical Mootzulea pranks". Well, it's totally not typical. It's really a nice joke, if I do say so myself.
The first thing I did was sneak some vampire bats out of my secret hideout. You see, vampire bats actually like me, so I didn't even have to use a net - one of them just sort of hopped onto my finger and followed me around like a curious cat. I remember he even asked me "Where are we going?" in the bat-language I've learned from Mihaela, my bat-friend-for-life.
After that, I climbed up to my scientist friend's window and put the bat in his bathtub. I even sprinkled some green-sparkly confetti on the edges of the tub - just to make it look extra spooky. Then, to top it off, I took out my guitar and started playing "Thriller" while doing the zombie dance - just so that he'd have the perfect soundtrack to the surprise.
"You're not gonna believe what happened then, " my scientist friend told me later. When he opened his shower curtain and pulled it back, there was a big vampire bat, with sparkly green confetti around it. And - of course - the best part of it all: he could also hear the "Thriller" song in the background.
I was really proud of myself, and so were all my scientist friends. We ended up talking about what a great prank I had pulled off and how impressed my friend was. Then, we decided to plan some more pranks for the future and see what we could do to amaze our friends and relatives with our hilariously weird ideas.
So, that's how my day went - with a lot of successful pranking and a lot of satisfaction. I can proudly say that there is no other vampire like me - Mootzulea!
2023-02-26
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
