17 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was another typical day in my fabulous vampirix life. I woke up feeling refreshed after a long night of feeding on stress from my unsuspecting victims. I decided to treat myself to a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast because, hey, why not?
After finishing my drink, I transformed into my warrior princess attire and flew off into the night sky for some much-needed exercise. As I soared through the clouds, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to be a vampirix with such a glamorous lifestyle.
Once I returned home, I decided to throw a spontaneous party for all of my girlfriends. We danced, laughed, and gossiped the night away. It was the perfect way to unwind and recharge for my next feeding frenzy.
The next day, I woke up feeling a bit groggy from all the festivities. But instead of wallowing in my hangover, I decided to go on a shopping spree at the mall. I bought all sorts of exotic foods and treats to satisfy my vampire cravings.
As I wandered the aisles, I couldn't help but overhear some juicy gossip about a famous vampire hunter who was hot on my trail. But instead of feeling scared, I found it all rather amusing. After all, I am a distant cousin of Dracula himself. How could anyone possibly stand a chance against me?
After my shopping spree, I decided to head home and indulge in some much-needed self-care. I drew a bath, lit some candles, and relaxed with a good book about ancient warrior princesses.
As I soaked in the tub, I couldn't help but laugh at how absurd my life had become. A vampirix who feeds on stress, parties like there's no tomorrow, and shops like a queen. Who would have thought that Mary Read, the famous pirate, would turn out to be such a fabulous creature of the night?
But that's the thing about life as a vampirix. It's unpredictable, thrilling, and oh-so-entertaining. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix Princess Warrior
2025-01-17
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
