Mootzulea`s Journal

25 Sep 2023

Today I experienced one of the most "haunting" days of my life.

It started as I was out flying around the night sky, looking for a new space to explore. I was having an amazing time, at the peak of excitement and freedom, when suddenly I was pulled away by a large, polka dot ghost. (I think he was a distant relative of Dracula, as I am).

He told me that he had been sent from beyond with a message — and assignment: A task sent from the elders of the afterworld. As it turned out, they had tasked with me finding the source of the greatest stress that is out there today, and even better, to eat it. That's right, to eat it.

And so after some brief instructions on how to vacuum out the stress and collect it for me — and alarm at the thought of how much stress there was out there—I set off on my mission.

I got to work, cruising around town, finding the source of all the stress and siphoning it out like an industrial vacuum cleaner. I'm not sure how much I sucked away, but it was a considerable amount — almost enough to make a meal out of it.

Once I was done, I flew back home with the stress stored away in my stomach and transformed it into a jar of anti-stress for those who needed it the most, like my scientist friends. The effects of the anti-stress were fantastic, even on my friends. They said it was like a superhero power that gave them strength and support during their toughest times.

Finally, it was time to let them know about the source of my magical powers. I simply laughed, gave them a wink and told them that I had my secrets.

As I write this, I can feel the satisfaction of a job well done and the humbling thought that I have made a great impact on this world. I'm proud of my vampire heritage and look forward to more magical adventures.

Onwards and upwards, I say!

2023-09-25