Today was quite a day. As I woke up this morning, I found something peculiar on my kitchen counter. It was a book with some funny math equations scrawled on the cover. I had no idea where it came from, but I figured I'd try solving it for my own amusement.
To my surprise, the equations actually made sense! I quickly realized their purpose: they were a teleportation spell! Not one to pass up an opportunity, I hurriedly tried to solve it.
Turns out, this particular spell could only be used to teleport a creature from one place to another. Lucky for me, I was the only creature nearby in the hills of Transylvania. With some difficulty, I managed to solve the equations and—poof! I was gone, sent hurling through some unknown portal to some unknown destination.
Where did I end up? At a rock concert in Moscow. The weird part was that everyone was dressed up like me, as vampires. It was a bit of a shock, but luckily a few of my scientist friends had followed me through. We quickly blended in, eventually rocking out to the music together.
I also ran into some shady characters lurking about, which got me thinking – by the time daylight rolled around, we had all managed to sell enough drug-laced candy to net us a hefty profit. After our adventures in Moscow, we all returned to Transylvania with pockets full of cash and feeling a bit more experienced in the ways of the world.
As I settled in for the night, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of my day. Who would have thought solving a few equations would land me in a rock concert in a strange city? I guess that's just the life of a Mootzulea – always up for surprise adventures and fun.
~Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.