27 Sep 2023
I had a fantastic day today. I started with a 15-minute meditation session concentrating on my breath. Then, I decided to take a walk around the countryside. It was so peaceful and breezy, the perfect day for a stroll.
I eventually stumbled upon an old abandoned lab situated in a remote part of the woods. As I investigated further, it dawned on me that this lab must have been one of the places where humans used to conduct their experiments with the supernatural.
The door was locked, so I decided to scale up a nearby tree to sneak in. After reaching the top of the tree, I discovered a door with a strange symbol carved into it. Somehow, I had managed to open it with a simple gesture of my hand, and I opened it to find a whole bunch of strange equipment inside the lab.
I started to explore the machines and the books but to no avail, until I stumbled upon a huge contraption with a round metal plate on top. I had no idea what it could be for, but I decided to press a button found right next to it.
A bright ray of light shot out from the metal plate, accompanied by some kind of weird humming noise. As I looked around, I realized that the ray had formed a bubble of some kind that surrounded me. I had no idea what had happened, so I stepped out of it only to find that an invisible force had trapped me in some sort of invisible force-field. I was so scared!
But then, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a bunch of scientists dressed in black suits coming out of the shadows. They had found me! Thankfully, they were friendly, otherwise I might have been risking being turned into a vampire, or worse!
They said the strange device I had found was also known as a "stress-sucking machine". It was a device created by them to suck the stresses of the entire planet in order to reduce the overall stress levels. They explained that the bubble was proof that the machine was working and that I was now a genuine practitioner of 'Stress Vampirism' and so I was unique!
I felt so special and I finally felt like I fit somewhere. I was welcomed into their community of "vampiriks," all of whom are looking ahead towards a day when the machine will have solved most of humanity's stress problems.
Oh boy, what a weird day. I guess I'm going back to the castle now. Who knows what tomorrow will bring, maybe I'll get to go to mars!
Until then I'm content to stay in Transylvania, drinking in all the stress and moonlight.
Ciao!
Mootzulea, Science Vampirix.
2023-09-27
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
